harrypotterhousequotes:
“RAVENCLAW: “Great minds are related to the brief span of time during which they live as great buildings are to a little square in which they stand: you cannot see them in all their magnitude because you are standing too close...

harrypotterhousequotes:

RAVENCLAW: “Great minds are related to the brief span of time during which they live as great buildings are to a little square in which they stand: you cannot see them in all their magnitude because you are standing too close to them.”
–Arthur Schopenhauer (Counsels and Maxims)

bifacts:

stevviefox:

fierceawakening:

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck

Unfortunately, roast pillow is not a popular menu item.

But this is delightfully well written!

No ducks were harmed in the making of this post

raramezcla:

9 days of Sense8
Day 9: #sense8appreciationday (Cluster day) - “Who I am is exactly the same as who you are. Not better than. Not less than. Because there is no one who has been or will ever be exactly the same as either you or me.”

villainny:

maximoff:

starspangledstoner:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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#tiny little turtle of freedom (x)

the worst is when he does it to escape accountability for mundane domestic disputes and bucky’s like rogers I can see you and we’re not done discussing why you keep changing the toaster setting and burning my bread i just wanna know WHY 

BECAUSE FREEDOM

thorodinson:

Ladies and gentlemen… I give to you… Lord of Thunder!

msjessicaday:

#SEEYANEWGIRL Week 4: Nick Miller
“I want to be the someone that somebody is looking for. But what do I have to offer? Come on, guys, what do I bring to the table?” “That’s easy, man. You’re the cute one.”

animalrates:

Kitty accidentally presses the turbo button and dog does hundreds of zooms. Astounding. 14/10

scotchtapeofficial:

potheadpotter:

animalrates:

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

no one eats blueberries faster…

wesleygasm:

CHADWICK BOSEMAN BY BJORN IOOSS | MR PORTER

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

maphatingcharacteroftheday:

mechakitten:

memeween:

thestateonmtv:

washingtonpost:

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Originally posted by jupiter2

this is what radical political comedic satire looks like 

im Here for publicly funded jokes at his expense

Anyway, here’s how to donate to Sesame Street and support PBS with donations. Talking about how awesome a thing is can be great if you also take action to support it.

PLEASE SUPPORT SESAME STREET 

pablonotpicasso:

Some travel posters inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! I’ll be at Silicon Valley Comic Con this weekend selling these as prints as well; Artist Alley #145!

godsensei:

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

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