eatingbugsforfunandprofit:

so much (for) stardust - fall out boy

been seeing some ppl post their fob collages so i thought i’d post mine too :3!!

brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

paulgadzikowski:

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You’re having your fun
But you’re fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.

haltraveler:

mcelboycontent:

mcelboycontent:

things i am learning now that i’m finally actually watching avatar the last air bender part one:

1) not everyone is a bender
2) it does appear to be inherent to some extent, because katara seems to be partially self-taught
3) however, there is a learning element, because you can improve on your skills and the avatar has to learn how to master all four elements where i thought aang just had inherent skill
4) the element of the bender seems to always match the element of the tribe they’re in, which makes sense if they are taught by their tribe but raises some questions if it’s inherent. is bending ability passed genetically? what happens if two benders of different elements have a kid? i can’t google this because i don’t want anymore spoilers than i already have
5) uncle iroh is prince zuko’s uncle?????????? i thought he was like an earth bender who owned a tea shop this entire fucking time how did i go into this series knowing almost everything but THAT

i honestly thought it was an honorary title like he’s a nice old man who helps out all the kids so he just has them call him uncle

OP is a citizen of Ba Sing Se

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

beartnie:

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

one-bunny-a-day:

ALT

22/07/2023

loish:

Just a girl and her owls.

monamoni:

hufflefluffles:

I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they’re now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

ALT

ALT

I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

metanarrates:

while im here on hot takes i do not think fiction created by lgbt+ people is AT ALL immune to heteropatriarchial myths and structures, let alone homophobic/bioessentialist/transphobic ideas. mentally deconstructing those structures takes a lot of effort + introspection, and there’s just plenty of people who take it for granted that assimilation is the ultimate goal of activism. its unfamiliar and can be scary to imagine a world without those implicit assumptions on sex, gender, and romance, and a lot of authors don’t try!

prozdvoices:

because people have asked for it, the Refrigerator-senpai body pillow is back in stock as a pre-order, however, it needs at least 100 pre-orders in order to ship, so if you want one, this is your chance (if it doesn’t hit 100, all sales will be refunded)

Fridge Senpai Pillow by The Yetee

*eye sparkles* Oh, hello, Customer-San. Did you... need something? I... can offer you only two things. My food... and my heart. F-Fridge Sen

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